#VoteDozier: Brian Dozier Currently Second In Final Vote Standings
Here’s the deal, folks. The Minnesota Twins’ second baseman Brian Dozier should have been the All-Star starter at second base. He didn’t get that. He should have been selected as a reserve. No dice. Now we need to vote Dozier into the All-Star Game via the Final Vote and we’re losing.
Don’t let us lose.
I don’t want to have to write the article about how stupid the All-Star Game is. I want to enjoy it while wearing a Dozier All-Star shirsey, dammit.
Dozier is currently in second place behind, shockingly, a Kansas City Royal representative.
First off, Kansas City has enough All-Stars already. Second, nobody is more deserving than Dozier.
In case you didn’t know, there are multiple ways to vote and make sure that Dozier makes it to Cincinnati. Luckily for us, the Minnesota Twins made this really helpful infographic to help us figure out our plan of attack.
The morale of this whole article is that we are losing, folks, and we cannot lose. We cannot and will not lose. Go into your boss’ office right now, tell them that you need the rest of the week off, grab a 12-pack of Diet Coke from the fridge and have you and your family #VoteDozier until they close the voting.
It’s our civic duty to vote. That’s no bull… Dozier.
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